Hermit: Why do we have to talk all the time? I don’t have people skills! You think it’s easy to look like a bearded tampon?
“
| — | Operation Endgame |
Carl: Are you in any way turned on by this?
Neil: Are you fucking kidding me?
Carl: I know. Me, neither. It is gross.
Neil: Are you fucking kidding me?
Carl: I know. Me, neither. It is gross.
“
| — | Operation Endgame |
Roger: I don’t find a lot of girls in L.A. attractive. Do you?
Ivan: I do, yeah.
Roger: I said I don’t.
Ivan: Oh, I do.
Ivan: I do, yeah.
Roger: I said I don’t.
Ivan: Oh, I do.
“
| — | Greenberg |
Gunn: I’m gonna track down Jameel and make him talk.
Cordelia: When you do, you may wanna be more Guy Pearce in L.A. Confidential and less Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs,
Gunn: I haven’t seen a movie since Denzel was robbed of the Oscar for Malcolm X. Later.
Cordelia: When you do, you may wanna be more Guy Pearce in L.A. Confidential and less Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs,
Gunn: I haven’t seen a movie since Denzel was robbed of the Oscar for Malcolm X. Later.
“
| — | Angel 2x03 |
Dr. Cox: Nobody hurts Carla and gets away with it.
Intern: Who’s Carla?
Dr. Cox: I was talking to myself. Don’t eavesdrop.
If this Kid doesn’t leave I’m gonna kill him.
Now if you leave, I’ll know you are eavesdroping and I’ll go and kill you anyway.
Stay. Good girl.
Intern: Who’s Carla?
Dr. Cox: I was talking to myself. Don’t eavesdrop.
If this Kid doesn’t leave I’m gonna kill him.
Now if you leave, I’ll know you are eavesdroping and I’ll go and kill you anyway.
Stay. Good girl.
“
| — | Scrubs 1x07 |
Now, some people dont like 3D. I love 3D. I love 3D! But for disclosure I also think headaches are dope, so I’m a little bit biased.
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| — | Aziz Ansari @ 2010 MTV Movie Awards |
If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick’s eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me, I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies into white slavery if we lived in a place that had a market for it. And Lloyd, that little queen, who I welcomed into my home and allowed to play with my children and care for my dog, and who left me for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and allow the entire Screen Actors Guild to anally rape him if not for the fact that I know he would enjoy it.
“
| — | Entourage 6x12 |
